The Erotic Escapades of Mr. Dressup and Me!!!

I'm Naked and I'm far from home (You just have to love Queen lyrics!)

2005-11-29T05:37:00.000-08:00

Okay, so Im now going to stick with Xanga. This whole double updating just doesn't fly for me! So change your links or whatever to www.xanga.com/GWICKENDEN

Ciao bellas!

Gena

Ever see a man eat another man's cheek like an apple, with someone else watching?

2005-11-25T06:28:00.000-08:00

I'm never, ever ever getting that drunk again!!!

This wonderfully random plate can be found in the Hermitage. When Jenny, Jose and I were walking through, we just stared at it for at least 10 minutes. It is such a strange piece or artwork. what possesses someone to paint a picture like that? I would really like to meet the guy! Anyway, lots of love!

ahahahh!!! But I'm in Finland!

2005-11-09T13:10:00.000-08:00

You're the United Kingdom!

You're a much weaker person than you used to be, but you still
act like you did when everyone looked up to you. Despite this, you're
probably a better person than you were when you had so much power over those
around you. Though you do have a strange fascination with jewels and monarchs,
which lets you play in castles, but also end up leading a sort of tabloid lifestyle.
You really like the Beatles, even more than you like Oasis.

Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

My Helen Hunt moment

2005-10-18T00:58:00.000-07:00

Okay, so who hasn't seen the movie "What Women Want"? Well maybe alot of you guys, but if you have a mom who is over 40 it's certainly a probability. Anyway, so I went to my choir's singing party. And it was really amazing, all of the songs were about drinking e.g.: "If all of the lakes were made of beer", "the donkeys laugh at what I drink" etc... So all in all it was fabulous...I mean how can singing on tables, chairs and underneath tables not be fun???

So then we went off to this big sauna building. And everyone got naked in front of me...me being the shy, not used to nudity Canadian that I am was blushing like a beet on parade. Then the guy that I think is amazingly cute sits beside me butt naked. Now comes the Helen Hunt part. "Gen, don't look at his crotch...Gen, seriously...oh damn, you looked...now he's going to think you're a pervert...good going...oh you looked again" etc... It was really funny because sauna nudity is not a big deal at all for them...I've never seen so many penises in my life! lol!!! Okay, I'll post some pictures soon! Tomorrow Im off to see Lenin! Ciao everyone!!!

GENA!!!

Here it is...sorry for the delay!

2005-10-14T03:21:00.000-07:00

Okay, so here is my first real post in FINLAND!!! Sorry that it took so long, but I promise that I'll blog on a somewhat regular basis from now on! ACK! So far it is truly amazing here! I am having a blast!!! All these people are so cool and nice.

I guess I can't start from the beginning...but I just came back from Stockholm, which is honestly the most beautiful city imaginable!!!! I went on this ferry, and partied on the discotheque. Unfortunately, I'm still not used to the European dance music (it's actually hideous...) I finally understand the concept of duty free shops!

On the 19th Im going to freaking RUSSIA!!! Now, for a person who's nickname was Russian Fairy PRincess (Baker, you're such a bastard! lol!!!) This is a big thing. I mean, Im going to be standing in the Red Square, walking around the Winter Palace (hello, Bloody freaking Sunday people!!!), at the Pushkin Palace, the Kremlin, Hermitage, Im even going to hang with the corpse of the Communist (well apart from Marx, but Lenin is THE Commie in my opinion!) It's going to be fantastic.

I've also started speaking random bits of German...I tend to get my languages mixed up. At any one time, I can spew out Lithuanian, German, English, French, Spanish, Italian and Finnish...My brain is going crazy!!!

BTW: The French are snobby bastards...enough said. But the men are so sexy...enough said...

Okay, so this blog wasn't all it was supposed to be, so here are some pictures! Enjoy!

Here's some of us outside the Turku Castle
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Turku Castle (I nearly peed my pants the whole time! CASTLES!!!!)

Here's Irina and myself in the Moomin maze...That day was probably one of the most fun ever! We went to Nantali, and toured around the abandoned Moomin theme park! I was expecting a hobo moomin to pop out at anytime!!!

I sing in this church!!! HAHAHAH½! AWESOMENESS!!!

Turku vs Tampere!!!

A Canadian Thanksgiving!!!

ON another note, I was wandering around a couple days ago and came across a Marionettie Teaterri! It was awesome! I ended up playing with this puppets with this puppet master for an hour. It was kind of surreal! Anyway, I will update soon!!!

Size me up, bitch

2005-08-21T16:09:00.000-07:00

And for your exclusive enjoyment...Eivor at her most groppiest

Dearest of Eivs, how I will miss you in the land of the Finns

"I play cricket." he said in a slow and seductive bari-tone

2005-08-18T14:30:00.000-07:00

So, I finally posted. Not that I was purposelly avoiding you, had anything better to spend my time on, or was anal probing a foreigner...but I just had nothing to say. Well actually, I'm just plain lazy.

Yesterday I had one of the most wonderful conversations with an old classmate, Gillian D of the Mencu. It's just such a great feeling to re-connect with someone. To be honest, it made the "Hit Parade" (as my Grandma likes to call it) of the best conversations I have ever had.

In other news, EIVOR HAS A FUCKING TRAMPOLINE!!! What the heck! She never told me...or, I never cared to look left while in her living room. Strange isn't it? Eivor is so cool. We love eachother...right Eiv, you sexy animalistic whore...grrr!

OOO! Before I complete this utterly stupendous post, I am hereby inviting you, yes YOU to my party on the 27th. Somehow get in contact with me...

Anyway, I must off. A sexy man with flowing dark hair and bedroom eyes awaits.
But before I go:
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Ooo a closet tryst?

2005-07-12T13:06:00.000-07:00

OMIGOD! I miss my little sister! I hate when people leave me...even if it is just for the summer. Mind you, I don't feel as bad when I leave them. I am such a bastard! lol! When Sarah comes home, I have ever intention of forming a band with her...we've decided on the "BALDING GODIVAS" as our name! Catchy, non? And "Restrain me Jane" for our Number 1 single. I think we'll get to appear on Entertainment Tonight at least once, right?

In other news, the lovely Ciara is coming home for a bit from the wilds of Wawa! I hope she doesnt smell too bad. Even if she does, I'll still love her to bits!!!

Something absolutely deliciously hillarious happened today at work...Ashley and I were almost witness to a tryst in the storage room! Oooo lala!!! We were sent in the massive dungeon to organize it, and were, after a good 2 hours covered with junk. After a while, two gigglying voices came into the room, kissing etc... and then, realized that there were others in the room...and quickly ran away!!!! Suckers! I guess witnessing quickies in storage closets weren't in the agenda for today...there's always next week.

Hmmm... anyway, I must off...because my time runs up at any moment! Kudos to all that have hairy ears! Ciao!

Genevieve

I'm so pissed I could write a poem

2005-06-28T16:07:00.000-07:00

Cameo appearances...that's the best explanation of my relationship with my dad. I feel so cheated out of having a real father figure in my life. I mean, I'm not that pissed that I'll become one of those Dr. Phil rejects who dates older men or anything... But it would be nice to have some sort of raport with my dad. I mean, I'm not expecting a friendship or anything. But at least enough mutual understanding to have a decent conversation about the weather. I'm just sick with only seeing my dad when it is socially convenient for him to do so. It's like Sarah and I are genetic trophies that he parades around to his friends and family; our success as proof of his parenting skills!

Well at least I have a mom that doesn't view me as a haphazard progeny.

I swallowed a fly...sue me!n

2005-06-20T13:24:00.000-07:00

Ah! Yet another picture post! I knew you wanted one...

The following are some pictures of my sister's grad! Doesn't she look lovely! The other girl is Eivor's pretty sister Allisson, who rocks my world with her awesome flute playing!

Here's another of me and Sarah!

And my dad and Marilyn's party...how unfun...Adam and my sister made it slightly more amusing! We have a fun time making fun of my dad and his girlfriend drunken friends... as shown in exhibit c though

I swear I didn't wet myself... (although it is quite a drunken thing to do) we had just gone swimming in pollen filled water...yum!

Well that is all folks! One day I need to take the time to write about my antics at work and the Reitman's conspiracy...I know you'll want to tune in! Bwahahh

Genevieve

Mason Verger indeed!

2005-06-06T13:25:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone! Sorry for the lack of posts...I've been incredibly busy! But not fun busy...for example, today at work I laminated all day. Now, this is no mere exageration...I litterally laminated from 8:00 am to 4 pm. Time well wasted I say! My arms feel so heavy even now...ugh!

In other news... the right side of my face is swollen from black-fly bites that I was lucky enough to get while hiking in Killarney this weekend! The swelling is especially bad in my right eye...which is shut at the moment. I kind of look like I have a birth defect that just affected half of my body. It was kind of sad though because nobody will look at me. Even my cousin Paul couldn't help laughing at my ugliness...My sister says I look like the creepy Hannibal victim...how mean! Oh well!!! A little calamine will aid me...hopefully!

Anyway, I must off! Ciao

Eh, ben oui?

2005-05-12T07:48:00.000-07:00

Allo everyone!!! How are you all? Yesterday I was struck by something. I was visiting my grandma at her retirement home, and she asked if I would play a song on the grand piano in the dining area. So I did. Then someone asked if I had taken lessons, which I had not, then he proceeded to bash people who learn by ear or through mimicking. Gack! He's lucky he's old...or he would have got a kick in the butt! That's what bothers me...I mean, I learn by ear or by watching people. No, I'm not a super amazing pianist, not even remotely close to being decent. But I'm trying to learn. Yes, I can read music, but I find it easier to watch people play a song, than copy it. Big deal. People learn things differently. So sue me, smelly jerk face!

If you think about it, some of the most essential, or (essentially basic) things that we perform on a regular basis are done through mimicking, such as walking and talking. Other things such as dancing, sports, reading, table manners, singing, and how to comport oneself, are also learned mostly through copying others.

So why can't I learn by ear or by mimicking old man?

Another picture entry!

2005-05-11T11:00:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I haven't been writing any worthwhile blogs in a long time...nor will I any time soon! But everyone likes pictures, so here are a few from the past couple weeks. The first few are from me and Sarah's picture rampage on the way to the store to get milk...we can turn anything into an adventure! The rest are from various Gen episodes including the Girl Guide tea, clubbing and just random activities! Enjoy!

OMIGOD! It's Sarah Poppins! I think my sister rocks socks!

Okay, so Sarah and I thought it would be funny to take some Lady of Shalot pictures!:

The lovely Michaela and Marla! Another awesome sister duo!

Me in a HOMESENSE Helmet!

Steph and I with some fabulous Cotton Candy mustaches...we look so manly!

Why Eivor is the coolest kid ever:

My Family! Minus Dad and Nerak

Me looking like a sex pot! bwhahah! I love clubbing!

Ciara, Eiv, Steph and I in the cages at the Grand! Spank me, I've been bad!

And now for something completely different, and rather scary:

The Grand is sooo cool

2005-05-08T09:40:00.000-07:00

Last night was highly amusing! Eiv, Ciara, Steph and I went bar-hopping! An amusing activity! Plus, we finally all got to see the Grand!!! It was super cool! Okay, well so it wasn't the coolest bar ever...but it had so many creepy dark alleyways, and catwalks, and closed off areas that it intrigued me! Damnit, if I wasn't so afraid of heights we could have gotten over that one stairway. Oh well!

Gack! I'm still looking for a job! Damnit! Why won't people fricking call me! Dang them all!

Well, I'm on lawn duty...time to rake some leaves! Ciao!

And they call him Sandy Claws

2005-05-04T13:08:00.000-07:00

ACK! I'm going through one of those mini-crises...where something is bothering me to the point that I need to rant and rave on the Internet.

Have you ever felt that you were just hopelessly boring and dull? I used to think I was kind of interesting and spunky, quirky and fun...but now I'm not so sure. I just feel so uninteresting...I guess I just don't have anything going on, or something!!! I JUST DON'T GET IT!!!

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Doctor Pepper is my best friend

2005-05-02T12:15:00.000-07:00

What makes people absolutely retarded? How about singing in a public washroom, on the toilet...and having someone comment while you're washing your hands. Yes, indeed. It happened to me today. Wow...well at least it was a nice compliment!

Damn Jehovas and their rotten teeth

2005-04-28T11:14:00.000-07:00

I dropped a recycling bin filled with heavy metallic objects on my big toe and it hurts like a bitch on parade.
In other news, I've recently found out that my cousin Matt has ritualistic conversations with the Jehovah Witnesses every Thursday. I think he's one of the only people in Sudbury who actually wait in anticipation for their arrival. My cousin is quite funny. I'll give him extra credit because he argues quite well, and often confuse the Jehovahs so that they ahve to send a smarter and higher up guy for the next visit. Highly amusing indeed!
My toe still hurts!

-Genevieve

Those damn Jehovahs!!!

2005-04-28T11:11:00.000-07:00

I dropped a recyling bin filled with heavy tins on my big toe and it hurts like a bitch on parade.
In other news, I've recently found out that my cousin Matt has ritualistic conversations with the Jehovah Witnesses every Thursday. I think he's one of the only people in Sudbury who actually wait in anticipation for their arrival. My cousin is quite funny. I'll give him extra credit because he argues quite well, and often confuse the Jehovahs so that they ahve to send a smarter and higher up guy for the next visit. Highly amusing indeed!
My toe still hurts!
-Genevieve

Chest hairs turn me on

2005-04-26T13:32:00.000-07:00

This is what shows up when you google for "nice hair":

Wonderful I say! Tee-hee! I was talking to Angelo on msn, and he used the most delighful insult..."COCKBITER". Good for him. I love how he thinks outside of the insult box. You know, bastard, jackass, moron, asshole, bitch, slut etc... are just too boring. He expands his horizons....

Okay, im on crack, I will admit it.

My arms hurt. Kiss me Jesus!

In other news, my cousins and I are planning a clubbing get-together...yeah! It will be fun! WEll, ta-ta for now!

-Genevieve

You know what I hate???

2005-04-21T12:59:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I'm in my teacher appropriate clothes, being a skirt and a long sleeve top with respectable non-whore shoes. But being that my legs are white as ghosts...well I'm white as ghost in general, I decided to wear the much dreaded pantyhose. So I put the pair my mom bought me specifically for this purpose, and walk out the door. The whole day I got these strange stares from people. Me being the self-obsessed sleeze that I am assumed the stares were testaments to me looking particularly good that day. However, on one of my many trips to the washroom to avoid boredom, I discovered that not only did I have 2 gigantic runs up both sides, but that the pantyhouse being way too bing for me hangs in bunches around my legs. To be quite honest, I look like I have old elephant skin.

Well now that you know why cheap pantyhose sucks, don't trust your moms to buy it...bwhahah! Anyway, I'm heading over to Ciara's house to hand out resumes and cover letters. Wish me luck (and better hoseries!!!)

Hey there Georgie girl!!!

2005-04-19T08:33:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was fun. I hung out with Luke and Erica...shutterbugs indeed! They are both such fun, nice and altogether enjoyable people to be around! We talked, walked, took pictures, posed and mused over life's strangeness...such as how swans exist and not unicorns. Obviously the world's most pressing question!

Today I went to LEP for some more teaching hours! Mr. Peck is still the world's greatest teacher. I love being a T.A for his class. He just makes it so much fun. If the planets allign in such a way that I might actually consider being a teacher (yes, I know I am in B.Ed...by currently I view it as a way in which to add a couple letters to my name) I want to be just like Mr. Peck.

Anyway, CIara and I are planning to write cover letters and other job hunting stuff...I wish someone would just come up to me and offer me an interesting job... Any ideas people???

Well I should be off...I need to harass East Side Marios and a variety of other businesses to hire me. I bet idle threats will land me a job pronto! Well adios!

All drunk of wassail!

2005-04-18T08:37:00.000-07:00

Last night I had quite a good time with Dennis and Julie, the coolest choir kids in the whole wide world! They're one of those couples that are just so adorable and perfect for eachother! Cuteness incarnate I say! Anyway, so my mom bought me a package of Wassail...which is the apple-cider drink. I bring it over to Den and Jules house and we make it...it's freaking awesome...!!! It was made even better by the fact that our Christmas concert had this crazily arranged song called "Wassail" which we couldn't stop singing..."Wassail...here's health to the ox and to his left tail...may God send our master a good bowl of ale. A good bowl of ale, that 'ere we did see... And if you will send him a bowl of the small, may the devil take butler, bowl and all..." And it continues. Needless to say the song was great, but singing the song with Wassail is even greater!

We watched Spaceballs and Nightmare Before Christmas...two of my favourite movies...I just can't stop laughing at their jokes...no matter how stupid they are or how many times I've seen them!

Anyway, I need to go talk to some proffs...wish me luck! Bwahahahh!!!

-Genevieve

COME TO MY CONCERT!!!

2005-04-16T09:37:00.000-07:00

Okay you guys, it's time to pull out the friendship or acquaintance card...so I'm going to guilt trip you into coming to my concert. It's Monday April 25, at the...okay I forget the church it's downtown...oh yeah Church of the Epiphany! It starts at 7pm..please come! We're going to be singing alot of classical, Bach, Mozart etc... and some funky folk songs and some Madrigals (falalalalallall!!!) And it is accessible... So just come dangit!!!!

Okay, I'm done...call me if you want tickets...and if you don't know my number...find me, or email me dragon-child@excite.com and I can hook you up! Ta-ta!!

-Genevieve

Boogers make me cry in the night

2005-04-14T13:36:00.000-07:00

Okay, so this is me with blonde hair...I kind of look like a ho-bag. We had to re-size it because the original...well it showed a bit too much cleavage for my comfort level!!!

This is one of my favourite pictures of me, Sarah and my mom! We look quite tall...even though we range in height from 5'4 to barely 5 feet! Yeah for natural distortions!!!

Here is my lovely sister at the piano. Although she cannot read music...she pretends! And I like it!

For the record, Sarah is wearing clothes...the guy at the LU Media centre gave me a puzzled look when he was helping work Adobe Photoshop. (BTW: THANKS TO BRENT AND MARIE) So I thought it might be wise to clarify the situation!

And I'm done! Yeah! Now I have to study my butt off for my last exams...yes LAST! Boo yeah choccolatea!!! HAAH! Okay, enough bragging!
-Genevieve

Does this dress make me look Elvis???

2005-04-13T05:40:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was highly amusing! Instead of studying for my political science exam (which I am regretting now, but still making this post!) my sister and I played dressup! It was sooo funny! We dug up this really old blonde mullet wig...and took gallons of pictures of us looking like prostitutes in amazingly disgusting dresses! Good times I tell you! I've come to the decision that I would look like a huge ho-bag with blonde hair! (Think Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.)Shudder! I promise to post the pictures when I get them developed...although some may need to be censored! lol! JK!!! Anyway, I am off to my death...fuck! Much love to all!

Is that really atomic?

2005-04-12T12:31:00.000-07:00

So, two exams and one assignment down...and way more crap to put up with that I can stomach! Oh well, such is the life of a student. To take me through these wonderful days of exam hell, I've been watching a wondefully random Dr. Seuss movie, "5000 Fingers of Dr. Twilleger" religiously! It is possibly the best musical ever made. It's fabulous! In fact, for anyone that has never seen the movie (or who want to see it again) I am hereby inviting you over! We shall have a movie date! Don't you feel special you sexy beast, you! Honestly though, it is possibly one of the best movies I have ever seen. Think early Tim Burton stylistically, with some Roald Dahl story-line and all-round Seussical adventure! I mean come on, who couldn't resist the story of a young boy's nightmare of being one of 500 boys to play 24 hours a day, 7 days a week on the world's largest piano, for Dr. T the craziest villain of all times! Okay, so I can't give great synopsisi (plural for synopsis whatever that may be) But just give it a shot! I promise you will be laughing. If you don't, you have my permission to feel me up and call me Susan. Here are some pictures to convince you of this movies' coolness:

Boo yeah! Anyway, I must off and study!
-Genevieve

Quizilla hit me with a stick

2005-04-07T06:10:00.000-07:00

J.R.R. Tolkien: Lord of the Rings. You are
entertaining and imaginative, creating whole
new worlds around yourself. Well loved, you
have a whole league of imitators, none of which
is quite as profound as you are. Stories and
songs give a spark of joy in the middle of your
eternal battle with the forces of evil.

Which literature classic are you?
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Strangely enough, this suits me more than the other works! Plus I enjoy fantasy! YEAH! Yesterday I had quite an amusing time hanging out with Natalie, Angelo, Jeff and for a bit Stephanie. However, intrusions by Vomitella and Curiously Catholic G were not taken kindly by me! Partly because Im a jerk, but mostly because I just don't like them!
Today Im going to be interviewing a lady about her life in Post-War Poland. I just hope she doesn't cry. Im a pretty compassionate person, but I just don't know how to comfort someone when they cry. For my sister, mom or one of my friends, I usually hug them, but I dont know if hugging a lady you don't know is the greatest of ideas! Oh well! I just have to find a reasonably blank tape. I was so excited, because I was going to be able to use my TALK BOY, made infamous by Home Alone, but it stopped working! Damn! So I might have to lug a massive tape deck. Oh well! All in the pursuit of history. If I were Rutherford, I might have prayed to the muse of history, Cleo, but I have not the time or energy to do so! Anyway, I must go in search of articles on Nativism! Ta-ta for now!
-Genevieve

I'm a human upper

2005-04-06T10:01:00.000-07:00

I thought I'd freak you out:

Tis another relic of Doe Lake days gone by. Hmmm...essay writing and exams are getting me down! But I refuse to submit to their sadistic pleasures! I will rise above them, and kick them in the ass...However, Im afraid that the forces that be are also somewhat masochistic, and will derive to much enjoyment out of said kick in the ass, so I've decided to be unwaveringly bouncy and giggly until the end of my gloriously wonderful days.

In other news, many history proffs are retiring this year. Which is rather unfortunate because they are all quite good ones, but fresh blood is always good. Today I experienced two last classes for Dr. Bray and Dr. Buse! Buse even opened up a bottle of some expensive German wine. I wish he would have shared. *sigh* Oh well! They're both excellent proffs and very good people! I wish them lots of luck in the future and a happy retirement! I wish I could retire...my life as a professional student is already getting tedious. Unfortunately, I have many years to go to acquire Masters and Ph.D...but if I layer it with wine, good friends and topless dancing, Im sure I'll survive!

Well, I must continue on my overdue education assignment...Blatantly useless essays here I come! Ciao!

Apples and Oranges

2005-04-04T09:16:00.000-07:00

Cool bicycle guy from Africa. This wicked cool thing was hanging in my dad's solarium. His girlfriend bought it from this little kid when she was teaching in Africa. It's made out of plastic bags, tightly woven around some metal. Plus, it actually moves...the long greenish take is a handle. When you push it, the guy pedals. Very neat!

My sister and I were trying to emulate a certain Vermeer painting...we call it "Stoned girl with a pearl earing" I don't think we were very successful; but we have years left to cultivate our talents! lol!

My lovely grandma and Rookie (sometimes called Nookie by Sarah and I) My grandma looks so good! People tell me that I look like a combo of both of my grandmas. Hell, I don't mind looking like that when Im 86!

Apart from watching Bridget Jones Edge of Reason, commonly refered to as "the piece of garbage that is only worth watching if you have a penchant for Colin Firth", that was my weekend! Now, I just have to think of a topic for my German history paper (due a long time ago), finish my education assignment and start my Canadian west paper, and Im set to go! Good luck to me! *shudder*

Anyway, much love!!

Yeah! Funny picture!

2005-04-03T13:41:00.000-07:00

I found this picture on my dad's computer. Proof that stupidity and knack for taking amazingly bad photographs is genetic! I love my dad when he acts like a loser (ie: like me!) We have a grand old time making fun of people, playing chess or scrabble, walking or just talking! He's a good guy! Big fan! Lol! I

Anyway, I just finished some kick-ass apple pie! Apple pie (pie in general actually) is just one of those things that you have to savour. Making it last...I often have orgasmic experiences with apple pie. Seriously, my sensual experiences with this delicious dessert go further back then a certain American trilogy. Anyway, I must off, all this talk of pie is making me horny! Much love!

-Genevieve

YOUZA!!!

2005-04-01T08:56:00.000-08:00

I feel like anus today...and I skipped all my classes, and still haven't finished my education assignment! That's the way the education cookie crumbles! In other news, I got invited to a birthday party celebration at Cranky Joe's! yeah! I haven't been to a bday party in a while, so it will be highly amusing! It will involve kareoke...which I am terrible at. So if anyone wants to hear a wonderfully disgusting and vomit inducing version of Total Eclipse of the Heart and other typical kareoke songs sung off-key, I will delight in taking requests!

-Genevieve!

Take that you smelly rat!

2005-03-30T15:41:00.000-08:00

10 Random Things You May Not Have Known About Me:

-I have never dyed or highlighted my hair. (If you saw me, you'd probably think that I've never seen a pair of scissors either)

-I have two slightly webbed toes

-My sister and I have been practicing the art of mirror code and mirror pictures for as long as we both can remember

-I used to have a crippling fear of dogs, until I got my own

-My hands are exact replicas of my dad's, only miniature

-I plan to release a Celtic CD one day

-I still sometimes get up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons

-I sometimes talk and sing in my sleep

-I fucking hate Mormons

-I could live off of cream cheese, bagels, juice and oranges

An example of mirror photography, taken by Sarah

Finland!!!

2005-03-29T08:22:00.000-08:00

Okay you guys, the package is in...I got accepted at the University of Turku in Finland! YEAH!!!! I'm disgustingly excited! I'm going to be there from late August to late December!!! Apparently Turku was the original capital of Finland and is quite beautiful! Anyway, I have to get back to my essays...but I thought I'd give a little update! Much love!!!

-Genevieve

Is that Castro with a Pirate???

2005-03-27T09:02:00.000-08:00

Yes, yes it is!

So I was looking through some of my pictures from last summer at Doe Lake, and I came across this lovely one. It was our theme night (the theme being the Carribean), and me being the huge weirdo that I am, immediately thought of Castro (Who wouldn't???) The greatest thing was that I'm wearing an old Canadian army uniform to do it. My lovely friend, here is a pirate. I think her and Cap'n Lovejones would make quite a fine match! I' ve come to the conclusion that I would make a pretty nasty looking boy...but the whole charcoal thing is quite effective, don't you think? lol! Anyway, Happy Easter to all!!!

-Genevieve

Clown Makeup and Soliloquys...

2005-03-22T08:27:00.000-08:00

Alas, what evil scheme is now conspired
In dear Elsinore, 'neeth my naive eyes
Yea, a poisoned sword and bloody goblet
To impress such vile intrigue o'er sweet Hamlet
Who's trust I lost and ne'er fully regained
But by Jove no longer so! For passions
Kiss doth pale to a child's loving embrace
O'Atropos, will you cut my life's thread
For with one taste of the wicked drink, I
Shall then fortify Denmark's destiny!
For cruel death brings new strength, and
Thus new life

So, that is my attempt at a Shakesperian soliloquy (with iambic pentameter biznatch!!!) It would take place during act 4, scene 7 after Claudius convinces Laertest to murder Hamlet using a poisoned sword, or if that doesnt work (Cuz you always need a backup murder weapon!) poison wine. Gertrude, who overhears this plot (*gasp!) is enraged, and devises her own counter-plot to save his life.

You know, now that I've re-read that, I realize how shitty my English skills really are. I used to think this kicked so much ass, but sadly it's just plain crap! oh well! It remains as a testament to my devotion to Hamlet.

Last night I had a really weird dream. It's just one of those dreams that really deals with nothing, but is still quite creepy. Anyway, in my dream, I'm downstairs watching a movie, and I have this urge to go upstairs and check the washroom. So I rush upstairs, nearly falling with each step. I get to the washroom, and everything seems to be normal, but I check the bathtub anyway, and it's filled with water, and the tap is dripping. That was the dream, but it was soooo scary, I cant describe it.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL CANDIDATES IN THE SGA ELECTIONS!!!

-Genevieve

Baby Showers and Gen's Codeinic Adventures

2005-03-21T13:27:00.000-08:00

This particular blog will be incredibly incoherent and strange: readers be warned. For a condensed version of this weekends activities read only the bolded text.

Anyway, so I ended my Friday with a delightful conversation and drive to Marymount with Nat; who is one super-duper cool kid! Our conversation braved such topics as the viability of living in New Zealand, mutual acquaintances and none other than our much loved Vomitella. She's a cool cat (Nat, not VOMITELLA!!!!) GOOD FOR HER! We also spoke of English assignments. And I promised (at least I remember doing so, I could just be thinking I told her or something...I don't know...oh well) to show her the only English assignment I was ever proud of, in exchange for her showing me her excellent essay on fairy tales. So, tomorrow I will post my Hamlet soliloquy for Queen Gertrude.

Anyway, so I arrive at Marymount, drop off my application form, and completely forget how the hell to get back into town. So I am wandering the very icy sidewalk for about 15 minutes when I get to Sudbury high and the public library. After getting bus information, I wait outside at the bus stop. 20 minutes later, I realize that the bus isnt going to come, so I continue on my way. I start walking in the direction of town, or so I think (KEEPING IN MIND I DON't KNOW MY WAY AROUND THIS AREA OF TOWN AT ALL!) After another 30-45 minutes I arrive at the Downtown core. Needless to say, I was comforted by the sight of Records on Wheels. But, I fully enjoyed my wandering to parts of the city I didnt really know existed; so the slips, falls and creepy glances from hobos were worth it

Anyway, so I get back home, only to discover my sister has gone to a Mormon wedding shower. Recently, my sister has gotten chummy with a bunch of people that happen to be mormon. Now I have nothing against mormons themselves, but I just dont agree with the idea of a 19 year old girl getting married to a 28 year old. It just doesnt sit well with me. Age difference aside, the girl has no education. I mean, if they do divorce at one point (like more than half of married couples) what the heck is she going to do? How is she going to support herself, and possibly any future children? Anywho, my sister arrives home hours later regailing me with the boringness and rants of the "ETERNAL FAMILY" (*shudder* it sounds so cultish) that is the Mormon church (Okay, so maybe I am a little anti-mormon). She also comes home with food poisoning. And promptly starts puking everywhere. YEAH! When questioned by my mom on what she ate, she replies chicken, turkey and mayonaise; precisely the things NOT TO EAT AT SHOWERS etc... apparently if you leave these things out even for a couple hours without refridgeration they develop poison almost immediately.

Meanwhile, my cold is getting uber nasty; nasty enough for me to drag my lazy ass out of bed and wait for hours on end in the After Hours Clinic. I get out with some crazy strong antibiotics and a codeine laced cough syrup. Now, the pharmacist told me to take two spoonfulls every 4 hours. Me, being the dumb kid that I am take 2 tablespoons full of it, not knowing that she really meant two teaspoons. So I start shopping for groceries slightly screwed up, to say the least. I felt kind of out of control afterwards. Like I didnt know what my body was doing, or how to properly move etc.... That feeling of uncontrol just kind of freaked me out; and just made me even more against drugs. But I digress...

Sunday arrives, with me greeting it with a less than chipper attitude of course! My family dresses up for another shower (this time for a baby) for my second cousin twice removed, Nicole Whissell. Now the whole concept of a baby shower boggles my mind. Well, not the shower itself, but the process of inviting people. Now, I've only spoken maybe 100 words to this girl in my life...and imagine my surprise when I get invited to her shower. Now, I did enjoy her shower, but it was still weird being surrounded by people whom Im vaguely related to, and dont know at all, and wishing some distant cousin congrats. Added to this were the strange games we played, including guess how round the mom to be is. The game included cutting off string equivalent to what you think her belly is. I scored 3rd. yeah! But that is beside the point. Essentially, it was just weird. Weird but ultimately enjoyable! I wish Nicole and her baby all the best of luck! The event even inspired me to get to know that side of my family a bit better! What really creeped me out though, was the fact that she is sooooooo young. Nicole just turned 23, and she's married, a successful physiotherapist and 8 months pregnant. YIKES! Im currently 19 and the prospect of being married, graduated and dangerously large is just not appealing to me! At 23 I expect to be half-way through my Masters or something, not married and pregnant. *Shudder* Anyway, the weekend was an enjoyable one. Much fun, codeine and food poisoning was had by many involved! lol! Ciao! Geography class and a mullet awaits!

-Genevieve

Much love and Green Beer!

2005-03-17T13:04:00.000-08:00

Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone!!! I hope my day will prove amusing and un-boring, but so far, it seems that all is for naught! Anyway, I lack creativity or the gumption or effort in general to make a real blog entry, so here is a random, pointless internet blathering! ENJOY!!!

Name Four Bad Habits You Have:
1. Flexing my muscles to strangers
2. Being a hypocrite
3. Talking too much in class
4. Staring at people

Name Four Scents You Love:
1. Old lady perfume
2. Fire
3. Margaritas
4. Freshly squeezed orange juice

Name Your Top Four TV Shows
I guess this means TV shows that are currently running. Well:
1. Simpsons
2. Survivor (please don't laugh!)
3. Charmed (see above)
4. Joan of Arcadia (see above)

Name Your Top Four Movies
1. The Producers
2. Braveheart
3. Penny Serenade
4. Nightmare Before Christmas

Name Four People That Know You the Best:
1. Ciara
2. Eivor
3. Sarah
4. Nerak

Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. Should I drink in front of my parents
2. Summer job
3. Sexing it up
4. Tea Parties

Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1. Blogged
2. Read other peoples blogs
3. Brushed my hair
4. Walked my dog

Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. Juice of any kind
2. Water
3. Blood
4. Margaritas

First Grade Teacher's Name?: Madame Thompson

Last Words You Said: "Radishes always make me repeat..."

Last Song You Sang?: Nel cuor non piu mi sento

Last Person You Hugged?: My mom!!!

Last Thing You Laughed At?: Laughing... ha.

Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And Meant It?: Last night

Last Time You Cried?: Last night

What's In Your CD Player?: Great Big Sea!

What Color Socks Are You Wearing?: Blue with pretty flowers!

What's Under Your Bed?: Books, and more books, your mom etc...

What Time Did You Wake Up Today?: 8:30 am

Current Hair?: Light brown

Current Clothes?: Green shirt, jeans, nasty/smelly shoes

Current Annoyance?: Vomitella!!! (Go Angelo!)

Current Longing?: To make lots of money!

Current Desktop Picture?: Sailor Moon and company! (OH WOW...Im such a nerd! lol)

Current Worry? That Im not going to clear an 85 average

Current Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex?: Hair, eyes, mouth, shoulders...I like boys!

Last CD You Bought?: Something about the Best Irish Songs ever...3 dollars @ Zellers

One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could Go Back And Talk to?: My grandpa Bill

How Many Kids Do You Want? 3 or 4

A Random Lyric:

"Words are falling out like endless rain into a paper cup..."

How about the stupidest lyric?: "You're more than that, you're my doggish cat"

Some of the things surrounding your computer: paper and what nots

-GENEVIEVE O'MALLEY

Cuz You're More Than That, You're My Doggish Cat

2005-03-14T09:39:00.000-08:00

I have a confession to make...it's slightly embarassing but for the entertainment of those out there, I'll share my secret... I am obsessed with a certain CD, specifically a soundtrack. Okay, I'll admit it: I am in love with the soundtrack to Barbie's The Princess and the Pauper. *Sigh* It's out! Thank goodness! Sorry I have nothing more profound (assuming the above was in any way profound) to say!

Doggish Cat,

Gen

Further reflections and revelations

2005-03-11T08:19:00.000-08:00

So, yesterday I went to see my grandpa. It was very sad, I'm not going to hide that for the sake of being cheery, but I'm glad I went. Surprisingly enough, watching death brings to light new things about myself and others that I never knew. I realized how strong my sister and grandma are. These are people that I had previously thought were so fragile and for lack of a better word, weak. I had this perception that I was the strong one in the family. But it was me and my dad who were standing far away, in the corner, with tears in our eyes, while my sister and grandma who were holding his hand, being brave for him. It was just amazing watching them be so strong, when I had to go out of the room a couple times, so that grandpa wouldn't see me cry. Eventhough my grandpa wasn't doing well, he knew everyone that was there and told us how much he cared! It was so touching. The creepiest thing was that after awhile, grandpa started asking who the other people in the far corner of the room were. As I previously said, he knew that grandma, me, Sarah and dad were in the room, but he kept on asking who the other people were. At first I just thought he was hallucinating because his stroke affected a weird part of his brain, but it was definetly more than that. It gave me more hope that my grandpa was going somewhere good. :) Anyway, I'm going to see him again tonight! Lots of love!

-Genevieve

Which Historical Fuckhead Are You?

2005-03-10T13:44:00.000-08:00

Come on, admit it, you've secretely been wondering what wild and wonderful fucker of humanity you most resemble. Well, it's your lucky day because I've selected from thousands of applicants 5 of the most deranged, perverted, moronic or utterly disgusting characters from history without being too cliche. Have fun!

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=12148

A picture means a thousand words

2005-03-10T09:02:00.000-08:00

A strange thing happened yesterday. I was looking for a particular shirt, and a picture of me and my grandpa flew out at me. It's so weird, because I was wondering if I should go and see him in the hospital. I know he's dying, but I don't know if I can handle watching someone grasp for life before my eyes. I realize that I am being selfish, but I'm trying to justify not going to see him. It's horrible, really. I love my grandpa, and I hope that he knows it, but it's so hard being close to death. I don't want my last memory of my grandpa being one of pain and delusions. And seeing that picture just makes me feels guilty, because it seems like such a vivid sign that he needs me. I think I will see him. But I don't want to break down and cry in front of him; he already has so much to deal with. He wouldn't even be in this situation had it not been for the stupid cancer doctor. I mean, if a man comes is complaining of acute pain in his ear, you don't automatically think he's senile and discount what he's saying! Because of that doctor's negligence, my grandpa's dying. Life isn't fair.

-Genevieve

2005-03-07T12:43:00.000-08:00

Yeah! I auditioned for Canadian Idol! It was tons of fun. However, the process was significantly more eerie and just plain odd than I originally expected! I arrived there at 2 am, accompanied by my cousin Matt (who was lured to my side with the promise of much pop etc...) The first thing we noticed in the "holding area" (yes, that is the name) was the atmosphere (isn't that the first thing you notice anywhere? lol!) So, the holding area is a massive room with several rows of bars. They go up a little above your waist, and there is just enough room in between them to fit a person. So we arrive there to see a room of people in what amounts to human cages, sleeping or at least trying to sleep. The lights were dimmed, but in a creepy "you're in a butcher's house about to be slaughtered" kind of way. Altogether...different. By the end, my cousin and I were beginning to feel like sick animals in quarantine. (I do promise to show pictures!)
In the morning, I signed up along with 400 some hopefuls, and waited what seemed like forever. Keep in mind, the waiting process is by far the most horendous thing. It's so exasperating, waiting for your turn to come. It waiting, I ended up drinking about 8 L of water...I felt very gross afterwards, but hell my throat wasnt dry! (But, I think my kidney's got more of a workout than a drunk attached to a keg)So, they eventually called us in, in groups of 5. Each would sing a song in front of two producers (not even the real judges!) Who would then ask you either to go or stay. Not even any comments, helpful hints or anything. Unfortunately, although I do sing the song I chose quite well, I changed keys...so they didn't pick me! But two others got picked from my group. One of which was this guy:
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Anyway, I felt bad for the fourth girl in our group, who definetly deserved to get in. She was jaw-dropping amazing! And it's her last year to go too! Poor her! Big hugs go out to the Martina McBride kid! Oh well!Twas an amazing experience nonetheless! And if they come back to Sudbury, I fully intend to re-audition! The best thing by far, however, was meeting one of Carrie's friends who auditioned to be the next William Hung! She had the best rendition of "LOOK AT ME I'M SANDRA DEE" I have ever heard (complete with suggestive actions...fabulous I tell you!) Anyway, she's getting to see the judges for "Entertainment purposes only" (which is what the producers told her) For the next audition She's singing "Part of Your World" from the Little Mermaid, complete with a fork to brush her hair. I'm very happy for her! She fulfilled her goal! Yeah!Well, I must off! Anessay on two-tier&health careawaits! Goodie! *shudder* Hopefully dear old Rand will grant me (and 80% of the class) an extension!

-Genevieve

PS: Go Angelo for discovering the Willy Wonka connection! A plus and a half, oh wise one!

Guess who I want to see tomorrow?

2005-03-04T09:51:00.000-08:00

Isn't HE A CUTIE???

Okay, so this is it you guys...I'm auditioning for Canadian Idol! And hopefully I'll see dear old Ben Mulrooney. Although I think his dad is a narf and played dirty and screwed over our country (I'm very much NOT a Brian Mulrooney fan, duh!!!) I can't help not liking Ben's smile! *sigh* He's even kind of cute! Anyway, back to a boring description of what will happen tomorrow! The process will entail a 4 am wakeup call and a cab drive to an ugly hotel on Regent street, much Coke-drinking (said drink purchased in copious amounts to convince my cousin Matt to wait with me!), waiting in line for what will seem like years and hyperventilation! Sounds like fun to me! In all honestly, I don't think I'll get one of those coveted gold tickets, but it's all in the name of experience and singing in general!!! I promise to take lots of pictures, and post them in a timely manner! Seriously!!! Anyway, I have to rush and get my history paper to Bray before he eats me for lunch...ouch!

-Genevieve

Pictures, posts and pre-natal exercises

2005-03-03T12:10:00.000-08:00

So I finally figured out how to post pictures into a blog...it's taken me awhile but they're finally here, in no particular chronological order. Oh well! I guess that is pretty much it...Im tired, hungry and have essays to write, and a life to live! Ciao!

-Genevieve

YEAH!!!

2005-03-03T12:00:00.001-08:00

The casualties of snow

2005-03-03T12:00:00.000-08:00

Winter Camp!

2005-03-03T11:59:00.000-08:00

Emy and Me at the Masquerade Ball

2005-03-03T11:57:00.000-08:00

...the end!

2005-03-03T11:56:00.002-08:00

Protest in Progress

2005-03-03T11:56:00.001-08:00

The Protest!

2005-03-03T11:56:00.000-08:00

Peddlers!

2005-03-03T11:55:00.000-08:00

Eiv and Ciara!!!

2005-03-03T11:53:00.000-08:00

More of us...

2005-03-03T11:52:00.000-08:00

Me, Ciara and Eiv at the NitE ClUb!!!!

2005-03-03T11:49:00.000-08:00

Hooray for kissing Scotsmen!!!

2005-03-02T10:04:00.000-08:00

In our top story tonight, former Doe Lake tripping staff member, Bronwen has recently been kissed by a sexy Scottish boy while on an academic exchange. Kudos go out to her!!! In case anyone is wondering why this would be such an extreme event, you should know that kissing a Scottish boy (or any good looking boy with an accent for that matter) is quite an accomplishment. Moreover, before embarking on this excursion, Bronwen had assured me that her trip would include kissing Scotsmen. Now that she has fulfilled her end of the bargain, I believe its time for me to do my part...

Anyway, to tip off boys...accents are HOT!!! Girls (at least me, and others of my acquaintance) find accents extremely attractive (yes, even Elmer Fudd) So, if you want to pick up girls, y0u are required to also pick up an accent! Who knows, a cross between a Brazilian and an East Indian accent might land yourself some action! Much luck to you all!

OOOOH!!! Yesterday my mom got me this Care Bears calendar, where each Care Bear represents a different month. The funniest part of it was Good Luck Bear and the month of March. It says, in bolded, enlarged print: "Good Luck Bear Presents: GET LUCKY between March 1-March 31" Not kidding! The fact that they printed GET LUCKY on a calendar, and encouraged their buyers to do so during the month of March is fantastic and quite admirable really!

Another reason to celebrate is my mark on my Canada West essay! It was pure and absolute crap, unabashed shiznat you might call it. However, I somehow managed to get an 88 on it! Not bad, for something that took me a little over 3 hours right before the due date. Im hereby proud of my slackerness and bull shitting abilities. Well, adios my friends!

-Genevieve

Those damned Judge lovers!!!

2005-03-01T11:54:00.000-08:00

So, I've just returned from my Canadian Politics class, and I have a renewed respect for dear old Rand. How can you not love a prof who says the word 'horny' 7 times in class? Go RAND!!! What pissed me off today was this guy who made this huge deal of handing in his essay a week early. I mean, good for you buddy! I'm glad you have no life, and so can dedicate yourself to research which is probably crummy as hell. But don't make a big show out of it, in hopes of garnering extra points or making others look bad! A pox upon pretentious jerkoffs! Bwahahah!!!

Anyway, Canadian Idol is coming! AAAHHH!!! Nervousness will ensue! Oh well, I like the adrenaline rush of performing! Well, I must go to bed...my eyes are as droopy as Angela Lansbury's breasts. That certainly was a delightful image. Later!

I've Joined Another Blog Bandwagon

2005-03-01T09:13:00.000-08:00

Hello to everyone, or more appropriately, anyone out there!!! I've decided to move on from myspace.com and to post my blogs here!!! I must give my thanks to Angelo and Luke for inspiring me to make this move. It was a long time in the coming...thank you! The other reason was that myspace.com was getting really tedious! But I'll be updating both, so don't anyone fret! Anyway, I apologize for this blog! I'll try and catch some wit somewhere in my travels.

Until next blog,

Genevieve

PS: To see my previous blog:
http://profiles.myspace.com/users/6366211